Blurbits

So my guy on the street – yeah, I have a guy out there, what’s the big deal? – found a few people who had some things to say about Twisted Sanity: Stories Beyond Reality. Now, my guy isn’t necessarily a reporter or anything official like that. He’s just a guy!

Actual fictitious quotes from somewhat real or unreal people who may or may not actually know how to read.

“Not since the Twilight Zone series have I seen such a wide variety of stories all linked together by a thread of sinister plot turns.”
Michael Bradley, author ofThe Travelers’ Club series.

“I have no idea how to even begin to describe WTF this is…”
-Shocked reader who obviously liked the book

“The single best book we’ve ever published, period.”
-fu-X Publishing Company

“It’s good shit!”
-Father Jerry

“It doesn’t not suck”.
-Writer of non-suckee stuff

“You should do whatever it is you gotta do to get a copy of this book. Steal one if you have to. Go ahead. No one’s looking.”
-Police Officer Darrel

“It’s like oxycodone, I just can’t get enough.”
-That twitchy guy hanging around on the corner near the alley

“Second best book ever!”
-Lady who wrote a better book

“He has mangled the English language perfectly to create stories of intrigue and disgust.”
-A former high school teacher serving time for “dating” a minor

“If you’re looking for that one book to take you to places you’ve never been, this is that book.”
-Actual real person

“If it’s warm sentiment and heartstring tugging you’re wanting, this is definitely not the book for you.”
-Hallmark

“You know how you have that patio table that never sits quite right – one leg always seems shorter than the rest or it’s always on a wobbly angle? This book might just be your answer to level things out a bit.”
-That guy who used it to fix his wobbly patio table. Duh!

“Tell your friends. Tell you friends friends. Tell that annoying co-worker. Tell your prick of a boss. We all have one, whatever. They’ll all want this book in their collection.”
-Friend of a friend of one of those friends

“Zombies – check. Twists – check. Suspense – check. Necrophilia – What the hell? – check. It has things your imagination will thank you for later.”
-Shifty eyes guy outside of Walgreens

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