Category: Writer help

The Desolate Road Is A Motherfucker

The writing… Hmmmm. Let’s just say that’s it’s been a desolate road. It twists. There are hairpin turns that’ll rip you apart from the g-forces, shredding flesh from bone. Your hope – to come out unscathed. A miraculous misgiving of nothingness

Crazy Skullfuckery Writing Truths (Lies)

Muahahaha!  Please consider that my solitary salute to Halloween.  Also, forewarning: all word salad henceforth WILL burst tour masturbatory bubble. And I shall shoot out the wisdom which I have learned through my very own work.  No ejaculatory response required.

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The Description Is In The Details And Serial Stuff

Hey peeps, I’ve been called out. Yes, me, yours truly. Another writer friend informed me that he has not seen a blog post from this very spot in, errrr, a long fucking while. I’d like to lie to you and

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When The Writer Must Write (Right Goddamn Now)

TAKE SOME TIME RIGHT NOW TO FUCKING WRITE I’m not wrong on this. A writer must take the time to write. Make time. Steal time. Do whatever the shit it is you gotta do to get writing done. Avoid the dreaded time-suck

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Voice Happens. Shit Too, But This Is All About The Voice.

It’s here somewhere. *looks under rug. moves couch. opens refrigerator. digs in garbage* Just because you don’t dig through your trash, doesn’t give you the right to judge me. Back off! Goddammit! “Come out, come out wherever you are.” Wait.

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The Unholy Adverb Is A Fucking Menace

“I believe the road to hell is paved with adverbs, and I will shout it from the rooftops.” – Stephen King Call me batshit crazy, but I agree. Well, most of the time. “In writing, the adverb is like sugar.

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To Swear, Or Not To Swear, That Is The Question.

Willy would be so proud. So proud. We’ve come a long way since the days of Shakespeare and writing has evolved into many styles and genres. What was taboo decades ago was, well, just said in a more eloquent way.

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Should I? Shouldn’t I? What The Hell Should I Do? TELL ME!

Humans are a funny species. We strive for success. We want to be liked. When we go out…we wished we’d stayed home. When we stay home…we wished we’d gone out. When we’re around people…we want to be alone. When we’re

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Would It Hurt You To Listen Just This Once?

Shhhhhh! Dammit. Just listen. Inkslingers have this thing. It differs from you regular types. The writer has an innate gift. A supernatural unto-no-one-else power. Hmmm. Guess that’d just be a super power. Okay-okay. Where was… Oh yeah. The gift like

Never Stick Your Hand In A Running Blender…UHHHH Writer Advice

Sure. Yeah. I just wanted to be dramatic and grab your attention with a catchy title. Something that would make you say, “What the hell?” Turns out that running blenders and hands do not mix. Hey, there’s a pun in

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