If you’re here, then you obviously clicked on the header because, well, that’s pretty damn easy isn’t it? Problem is, that’s not exactly what I wanted you to do. Wait! Don’t be so hard on yourself. You’re not entirely stupid. Look, it wasn’t totally your fault and just because you’re always in a big fucking hurry doesn’t mean that you’ve completely missed out.
Take a look at the drop down items under the header. There’s free fiction up there. Go there. Now! It’s okay, I’ll wait. Twiddling thumbs… Watching the ceiling fan whorl… Talking to my dogs… For the love of God, please hurry up! Now pick yourself a story and read.
Enjoy!
Don’t worry, they’re free. This isn’t like when you were nine and stole that candy bar when you thought no one was looking. Hmmm, that was a good candy bar. This is free.
