Category: Dogs

Goodbye, Brody. (2004-2016)

A writer writes, but sometimes we take a break to remember those things that we hold dear, like dogs. I shall not extol the marvelous talents of my pitbull. Yes. YES I WILL. Okay, it’s not like he was classically

Top 10 Things About Dogs. Wait, 10 Things YOU Should Know About Dogs.

You’re saying: “Chris, I don’t like dogs. Dogs lick themselves and are, I dunno know, disgusting. They, you know, piss and shit EVERYWHERE. Why are you trying to force dogs on us, you—you dog facist?” First, you need not like

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